humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh
I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo
LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK
I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.
(because I can’t eat them….)
he’s being fucking paid to be pretend to be a dragon
that’s 7-year old me’s fucking dream
I’m sorry but anyone else lose their fucking shit when he says ‘shy’?
I don’t know why this is so awesome, but it is
I HAVE NEVER HIT REBLOG SO FAST IN MY LIFE.
(specially the accepting compliments part).